Well I don’t know why I came here tonight.

I’ve got the feeling that something ain’t right.

I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,

and I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Her I am stuck in the middle with you.



Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,

and I’m wondering what it is I should do.

It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face.

Losing control running all over the place.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.



Now you started off with nothing

and you’re proud that your a self-made man.

ooooo-ooo-oooh

and your friends they all come crawling,

slap you on the back and say

Please . . .

Please . . .



Trying to make some sense of it all

but I see it makes no sense at all.

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

I don’t think that I can take anymore.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.



Now you started off with nothing

and you’re proud that your a self-made man.

ooooo-ooo-oooh

Now your friends they all come crawling,

slap you on the back and say

Please . . .

Please . . .



Well I don’t know why I came here tonight.

I’ve got the feeling that something ain’t right.

I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,

and I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Her I am stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you . . .

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you . . .

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you . . .

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you .