[Edgar:]



Never bet the devil your head

When I was an infant

my mother treated me like a tough steak

To her well regulated mind

babies were the better for beatings

But she was left handed

and a child flogged left handed

is better left unflogged

The world revolves from right to left

It will not do to whip a baby from left to right

If each blow in the right direction

drives an evil propensity out

a blow in the opposite direction

knocks it's quota of wickedness in



Hence my precocity in vice

my sensitivity to injuries

the thousands of injuries heaped upon me by Fortunato

and then finally his rabid insults for which I vowed revenge



I gave no utterance to threat

But the knowledge of "avengemenship"

was so definite so precise

that no risk could befall me

by neither word

nor deed had I given cause to doubt my good will

I would punish with impunity

I will fuck him up the ass and piss in his face

I will redress the wrong

But lips and psyche

mind be silent

Fortunato approaches





[Fortunato:]



Don't take me to task

for loving a cask

The cask of Amontillado

Please don't make a pass

You can go kiss my ass

All I want is this mythical cask

The cask of Amontillado

I've heard so much through the grapevine

I've heard so much on the line

But the one thing that I lust after

Is the one thing I've never had

So is it too much to ask

Too have just one taste of the cask

Why you could go kiss my ass for the cask

of Amontillado



Edgar old fellow

dear bosom friend

Hail fellow well met

oh great elucidator

great epopee





[Edgar:]



Haha..

Fortunato wh