How inquisitive, and delighting

you've inquired who the hell I am..



Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificate

Upon the state of my most great

and perfect plan



I am he who has been him back when man

Swam Pangean seas as aquatic apes

I am he who has been her as she once

Bled the world with the words of psychotic fate



While GWAR slept I kept their minds content

To give their flesh consent to my

Ever loving seed



Undying research has given to death, rebirth

The tools of urber science to fight

Most faceless enemies



Who do you think your up against?

Some chaotic stupidity

I'll show you conflict management

With my extensive Supergeniosity



Inventions of my secret lab

The Homogenizer

It studies the species Bohad

Homo cum sum a tor

What is it that makes the ideal man?

Bravado? Machismo?

Is it something secreted from the gland?

It's called Jizmogloben



If death, to you is a bore

And life just seems to lack

Consider becoming a whore

To the lesson of the past



The end of all time after time after time

Has left the world wanting for new hopes and fears

I have produced a new product line

With cryptic truth too horrible to hear



I've got the guts to face Skulhed

We've got the guts to face Skulhed

We've got the guts...



Words that healed. Legend that have taught

Oral traditions both fought for and lost

Secrets of success. Shouts filled with hate

Documents declaring freedoms of state



I bleed humanity's figurines of history

I weave travesties tapestries of infamy

But I can't deny it always as such

Oh no, nada, nein, non, nyet, nix, not!

Pathetically