Unemployment is my scene

Brain dead-the fumes I breath

Blah Blah Blah BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBla

Carp is a town, not a fish

Too dumb to care

The S.B.-Goleta connection

Feelin' like a champion

All aboard the lag wagon

It's fast enough for me

Slow

Me-and-my-friends

on the couch

Give me a sofa and some snaks

The idiot box-that T.V. trash

The V.C.R.-some stupid films

The remote control

Fuck the bills

There's no point in a job

The pay just sucks if your a slob

I'm not lying

I'm lazy

and all my friends are just like me

(Chorus)

Garga jibs and metal riffs

Beer bongs and bong hits

I hate that scene

Santa Barbara boredom

Goleta-postmortem

Small town minds

can you relate to me?

(Repeat Chorus)

All aboard the lag wagon!!