Everybody's wavin' good-bye to Joe

His wife called, last call...he's gotta go

Kinda brings a tear, to every single guy

I admire his dedication, he's a family man

Thirteen years had a ring on his hand

Kinda makes me wonder, if I should give it a try



Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't

They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't

I won't regret it, one single minute

'Cause love's great when you're not in it



No curtains on the windows, just a couple sheets

TV dinners, my life is complete

Ain't no one more committed...I love the single life

If I want to, I can put on my cleanest dirty shirt

Stay out all night for better or worse

Just look what I'd be missin', if I had a wife



Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't

They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't

I won't regret it, one single minute

'Cause love's great when you're not in it



Well I would if I could, but I can't so I won't

They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't

I won't regret it, one single minute

'Cause love's great when you're not in it



I would if I could, but I can't so I won't

They're sayin' I do, I'm sayin' I don't

I won't regret it, one single minute

'Cause love's great when you're not in it