Oh no

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



I think I farted again, I made people leave,

Offended my fans.

Oh baby, I just gave it a push,

I didnt know it was that serious,

I could knock down wild horses,

That smell's so fragrant to me.



Oh baby, baby

Oops, Im breaking some wind,

I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,

Oh baby, baby,

Please dont think Im a hog, I swear its the dog,

I've got that flatulence.



"Britney- before you go on stage there's somthing I want you to have"

"Oh... Its beautiful! But wait a minute, isnt this...?"

"Yes. Yes it is. Gas-x-n-vino. (?) I went to the pharmacy to get it for you."

"Oh, you shouldnt have!"

"I had no choice, baby!"



Oops I farted again, my cheeks ripped apart,

There's no-one to blame, oh baby,

Oops, there's a sulpherious gas escaping my ass,

I've got that flatulence.

(Loud farting noise)

Oops..