Here's some news, Barney's dead

A big T-Rex chewed off his head

His nasty purple guts spilled on the ground

Everything's quiet in Barney Town



Baby Bop, she's dead too

Sank into some tar-pit goo

As the tar-oil stole her breath

Brought new meaning to black death





Here's the bestest news of all

Those Stepford children big and small

Their painful death's not far away

They're all smoking a pack a day